High-End Freegan Hits the Corporate World Again

Just started yesterday at the MotherShip, aka my old stomping grounds in Times Square, on a summer editing job. Yesterday someone brought in gluten-free chocolate chip cookies, which I was less than enthused about, but beggars can't be choosers. Today, though, the owners of the building set up Ben & Jerry's ice cream bar carts in the lobby for "tenant appreciation day." Why didn't any of my previous landlords appreciate me as a tenant? Got a fudgy brownie and chocolate chip cookie dough bar for each of the kids cuz, y'know, they'll fight if I don't bring two. Tea is 85 cents in the cafeteria. Hooray for subsidized eating once again!