SuperOva

A cheap but charming NYC lesbian mom muses about muses about consumerism and wanting the good life, without having to pay top dollar for it. (Oh, and with some random ramblings about her own extended family, parenting toddlers, the NYC school system, fashion, Lindsay Lohan, and other fun stuff.)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Gastric Bypass Surgery

God, Nicole, I feel your pain. They say when you get gastric bypass surgery, they rope off your stomach so that the part that digests food is very tiny, and can only accommodate a teensy amount of food, and that you get full after eating like three Carr's Water crackers. That's how I'm feeling these days, only I get very very full, after eating a whole lot of food, and not stopping. It's like I can't get full, for like 95% of the time I am eating, and then BAM, it hits me all at once and I feel like I've swallowed a balloon, and it literally hurts. But I imagine it feels like what post-operative bypass surgery patients feel, like their stomach is going to explode. The good news is, I'm hardly feeling nauseous at all anymore.

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