Rude People
So, this woman I barely know from the workplace, sees me in the elevator yesterday. She looks at belly, says, "When are you due?"
"Mid-June," I reply.
"Wow. You're gonna be biiiig."
What I wanted to say was, "Fuck you, I am thinner than you are, and I'm seven months pregnant."
What I actually said: "Thanks. My doctor says I'm growing perfectly normally."
She said, "Well you look great. But you have two and a half months to go. You are gonna be biiiig."
Let me tell anyone out there who hasn't been pregnant. A 7-month pregnant woman does not want to hear how big she is going to be. I am already insecure, uncomfortable, and anxious about how big I'm going to get. How hard it already is to get off the floor, and out of bed.
Dr. Dodson today said I looked cute. That a 28-weeks belly is the cutest part!
1 Comments:
You do have an almost complete living human being that is going to grow into a whole big human being one day INSIDE OF YOU, so I'd be worried if you weren't getting big. And you look more than cute, you look, what I like to call, HOT.
I mean let's see elevator mean lady pose in her bra and panties on the internets!
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