Sassafras

Our tenant downstairs has a 4-year-old. He has an unusual name, Cerulean. Really creative, sensitive, sweet boy. Apparently he's decided he wants to change his name. To what, you ask? Joey? Billy? Owen? No. Sassafras. Yes, Sassafras. He gets upset, evidently, if his mom or anyone else calls him Cerulean. He insists on Sassafras. I'm like, Is that a drag name?? Our poor tenant. She said it's been hard to get used to, and she's going to see how long it lasts. Parenthood!!