A Lesbian Shower

Our friends Liz and Jessica threw us a surprise lesbian shower! Jess' and Liz's friends from Jess' basketball team, this fun group of lesbians, all came to Liz and Jess' beautiful backyard in Manhattan to shower us. They all brought gifts, and Jess created some really funny games: we played Pin the Sperm on the Vaginal Canal. Jess and her friends cut out celebrity men's faces and glued them to sperm tails. Then they created a poster with pics of Ingrid and me, with text that read "Who's Your Daddy?" and a little circle at the bottom of the poster. We were each blindfolded and spun around, and we had to pin a celebrity sperm on the poster, and whomever got closest to the hole (the vaginal canal) wins the prize. The celebrity who won was David Hasselhoff! Jessica also made a pinata shaped like a belly that we all hit at with a juggling pin. We had a great time that day and got some really cute new presents, including a onesie that says "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Thanks, Liz and Jess!